I was masturbating on a bed in the backyard... noticed my neighbor through a crack in the wall as he was working in his front yard - wondered if he had caught me and knew what I was doing. Then I realized there was a black widow above me and before I could slide off the bed it started to descend - I woke up.
I was listening to an old temporary co-worker talk about all of the problems she had since she left the company - I was busy trying to figure out what I was going to wear and found several shirts folded on top of my closet shelf that I forgot I had purchased and they still had the tag.
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