Mountain of Latex Feet

Jonathan drove us up into the mountains... he had a fancy sports car and there were concerns about it getting stuck in the mud... We finally pulled into this lodge and were going to go trek out in the wilderness in search of something... but we had to wear latex gloves on our feet instead of boots - since feet aren't constructed like hands we were required to cut the thumb portion of the glove off so that it would better fit our feet - oddly, once the thumb was cut it didn't create a hole in the glove... the glove instead seemed to mend itself.