Had to hide a family in the cellar to try and keep them safe from vampires on the hunt... the hatch was located under this huge oak tree and we covered it with leaves... but when I looked up I noticed that Kevin Bacon was in the tree and witnessed the whole act.
We gathered the sisters and the 2 babies and 2 more bystanders and ran to the car to escape... drove away just as the car was being approached... turned to look in the backseat and realized at least 1 of the bystanders was in process of changing into what we were attempting to escape from.
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Bought something like 9 cans of soup.. when I got the receipt they had charged $19 per can
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Was meeting someone at a restaurant and excused myself to use the restroom.. the waitress pointed to follow the signs... they lead to outside the front of the establishment to what looked like an iron swing with a hole cut in the middle. I wasn't comfortable with this idea of going in public but I had to go... so I pulled down my pants and peed through this metal swing lifting my legs so as not to get splashed as urine hit the cement below. When I walked back in to return to the person I was there to meet... I realized they had actually built restrooms inside... the potty swing they just kept for aesthetic historical purposes... ooops.
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