Old Best Friends and a Wrestlers Junk

My best friend from HS Marie challenged a wrestler.  It was dark and he stood on my poorly lit porch.  I helped him zip up his spandex suit - but instead of grabbing the zipper I grabbed a pubic hair - he exclaimed it was 'gross' - as if he were embarrassed - I replied it wasn't gross and handled his junk as if it were nothing... then pulled the spandex zipper away from his body and zipped it up...the ring in the backyard awaited their battle.