Scattered Seattle Sass

I had to take a work trip to Seattle for a 2 hour training.  When the training was over I couldn't remember if I had booked a hotel or not.  Friend that lives there called me and came to hang out - He said he would use the restroom for me cause my clothes were too complicated to get on/off. - But I ended up using myself anyways.  While I was in this restroom Will Sasso called me... he thought I was following him via some social media app cause I wanted to commission him for some type of manual labor work... I explained no, and that I just thought he was funny.  He didn't end the call instead he stayed on it and we had multiple moments of awkward silence.  I realized it was late... 2 am... and my friend had gone to his bed and was sleeping... I let myself out of his house and broke into a 4th floor hotel room to change my clothes... while I was changing the hotel maid came in to clean cause it was supposed to be an unoccupied room.  I saw her through the crack in the doorway to the bathroom realize the room was occupied and scurried to set stuff up.  I thought for sure that she was going to tell so I hurried up and struggled to get everything that was scattered about back in my suitcase so I could go and properly pay for a room for the night.