Extracting DNA from the Horde of Prudes

hordes of prudes up-roared about the excessive sexual nature of the film... I was alone in the theater while they protested outside watching with delight as I sifted through the empty contents of a purse. Later I helped a small family of deer to escape a hunter, abused to escape their abusers...there was so much blood and dismemberment... attempts to extract DNA from a now rotting corpse, the body had to be cut in half and squeezed a certain way for the identifying blocks to be released...heads were shaved as we watched out for any potential witnesses.